The following is an excerpt from the book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Mine is; Goober Apple Nose
Mr Sew-Funky is; Zippy Apple Nose
Miss Sew-Funky #1 is; Doofus Apple Nose
Miss Sew-Funky #2 is; Pinky Apple Nose
Miss Sew-Funky #3 is; Chim-Chim Apple Nose
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
I = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
I = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
I = lips
j = h0nker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
What's your name?? ;)
10 comments:
Hello, I'm Loopy Giggle Nose hahaha! my 10 yr son loves reading Captain Underpants, and I've been known to sneak a read every now and then. Cheers!
loopy Apple Brain LOL Marion
Mine's Pinky Bubblenose!
My 10 year old nephew loves Captain Underpants too.
Flunky Monkey Nose here... my eldest son also loves these books and we all worked out our names around the dinner table a few months ago. Great books to get kids reading!
Hey - does everyone in your family have the same beginning letter for your middle names?
that makes me buttercup bubble brain. thanks a lot miss sew funky 2 ;)
fluffy bubble sniffer :)
I like it how everyone in your family shares the same middle name!
Mine = Gadget Girdle-Sniffer.
I sound like a pervert ;)
Hey Paisley Jade; No, not middle names, just the same last name. 2nd question - Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name. :)
I'm Boootie Bubble Tush! My boys are 18 and read all those in 3rd grade. Great potty humor!
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