At least that's what my 10 year old daughter thinks! On the weekend she had much fun figuring out what our new names were according to the book; Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, if you've never heard of him before, yes it is a little bit of "toilet" humour. But when you've got a child who struggles to find something they want to read, it makes for a great encouragement!!!The following is an excerpt from the book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Mine is; Goober Apple Nose
Mr Sew-Funky is; Zippy Apple Nose
Miss Sew-Funky #1 is; Doofus Apple Nose
Miss Sew-Funky #2 is; Pinky Apple Nose
Miss Sew-Funky #3 is; Chim-Chim Apple Nose
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
I = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
I = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
I = lips
j = h0nker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
What's your name?? ;)
